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I Always Wanted To Be A Monk T-Shirt

I Always Wanted To Be A Monk T-Shirt

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I Always Wanted To Be A Monk, But I Never Got The Chants

Some vocations call louder than others. This one just never quite scanned.

This design features a quietly puzzled monk studying a Liber Usualis, paired with the line
“I always wanted to be a monk / but I never got the chants”
no punctuation, no halo, just honest confusion.

Printed on a Next Level 6010 for a modern, tailored fit that wears close to the body without feeling tight, this shirt is soft, lightweight, and ideal for dark colors where the artwork really stands out. The DTF-optimized print delivers crisp lines, solid contrast, and excellent durability.

Perfect for chant nerds, former choir kids, liturgy appreciators, Latin enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever realized a little too late that the fine print mattered.

Wear it to Mass, rehearsal, the library, or anywhere quiet irony is appreciated.
You’ll get it. Even if the chants never quite clicked.

Product: Next Level 6010 Men's Triblend Crew

  • 4.3 oz.,
  • Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Soft, satin label
  • Sideseamed
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
Size Body length Body width Sleeve length
XS 26.5" 16.75" 7.375"
S 27.5" 18.25" 7.75"
M 28.5" 19.75" 8.125"
L 29.5" 21.25" 8.5"
XL 30.5" 22.75" 8.875"
2XL 31.5" 24.75" 9.25"
3XL 32.5" 26.75" 9.625"

 

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